Accessory DON'T

This post is looooong overdue. I was on the bus with this woman last week and was amazed by how much jewelry she had on! Incredible. Sorry for the blurry picture. It's difficult to secretly get a picture of someone on the bus.
She just slapped glorious Coco Chanel in the face with this! How outrageous is this? So bad.

Here's what she was wearing:
-MASSIVE chandelier earrings
-a huge necklace
-rings on almost every finger
-a headband with a giant bow
-a watch

Her dress has an all over print, also. Nothing she was wearing, clothing wise, particularly matched either. So there's that. And she was young! I think that was the hardest part. I couldn't figure out how/why she'd do this to herself.

Take notes kids. Don't let this be you. Always take off one accessory before you leave the house.